Today I was out for my morning walk. During my walk I came across the ghetto side of town. It usually isn't the best place to be since it was full of drug addicts and potheads. I came across a dumpster that had a case laying on top of it. It looked like a computer game of some sort so I took it home and went to my computer. I looked at the disk and it said "Mr. Mix" on it. Curious what the game was, I put it in my computer and started the game expecting something cool. Little did I realize that this game would haunt my nightmares.
The game booted up and it showed a crappy ms paint drawing of some fatass chef cooking something. The title said, " Wlcome to Mr. Mix!" I didn't really care how the game looked and I just wanted to see if it worked. I clicked start and began playing. So the game was a typing game that required the player to type a certain amount of word per level. The first level was easy since I only had to type 10 words, but what the weird thing was the background music. It sounded like a low growl that got louder as the level progressed and it got so loud that I was disturbed and had to turn down my volume. The second level was the same as the first except there was no sound whatsoever. The third and fourth level were hard because I had to type 85 words in 1 minute. The background music was a low quality hair dryer as well, was I cooking in a hair salon? Probably not.
The fifth level had a very loud ringing noise that nearly made me lose my shit. Other than that the level was impossible since I had to type 500.5 words. Thanks to my hacking skills, I bypassed the level and went on to the final level. The level was like a seizure, a bunch of shit was flashing on the screen and the audio was distorted. Then the computer violently crashed and a whole bunch of pictures flashed on the screen. I took the game out of the computer and went to sleep. I had a nightmare where that chef was chasing me. He trapped me in a corner but he got punched from behind by Liam Neeson. He told me to destroy the game and never play it again. I woke up, picked up the disk and went to the bathroom. I broke, took a shit and flushed the disk down the toilet hoping to never see it again.